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Big Brother 19 Zingbot Zings!

Zingbot to Mark: Mark, I think you might be bye-sexual… because every time you try to get sexual with Elena, she said “bye!” Zing!

 

Zingbot to Jason: Alex, I see you’ve been to forced to carry around a ton of dead weight.. or as I like to call it… Jason! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Raven: Poor Raven. You got the clownitard. This is the worst punishment ever. Oh wait… That is just your face! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Josh: Josh, my heart goes out to you. You’ve shed so many tears this summer. It’s too bad you can’t shed any… weight! Mean Girl zing!

 

Zingbot to Paul: Paul, last season you taught so much! Like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose… half a million dollars! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Matt: Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game. Especially since the only thing you’ve done is… Raven! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Kevin: Kevin, I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth. News flash… too freaking late! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Alex: Alex, what do you call someone with bleached blonde hair, likes to wear cat ears, and handles lots of wieners? A ______! Zing!

 

Zingbot to Christmas: Christmas, you have such a good heart. I can guarantee you will find no coal in your stocking this holiday season. However, you will find ten shattered bones, nine weeks in a case, eight surgeries, seven more x-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws, four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches, and a guilty rodeo clown! Zing!



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